Jun 13
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theduty: office rumor.

theduty:

office rumor.
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Jun 01
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Get to Know your co-workers, y’all. I’m “Delusions of efficiency,” so nice to meet you. malty: The Workforce For those who have worked in a office

Get to Know your co-workers, y’all.

I’m “Delusions of efficiency,” so nice to meet you.

malty:

The Workforce

For those who have worked in a office

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Apr 01
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Memo:

Attn: All Naughty Non-Profit Employees

RE: Ball Crushing

Janice will be on temporary leave of absence while she attends a two month anger management seminar.  Aaron will be wearing a testicle brace for the next few months, just in case Janice returns early.

Back to work.

-The Management

seafra:

This is how I feel right now.
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Attn: All Naughty Non-Profit Employees Date: April 1, 2009 RE: Massages Free Massages In the conference Room! Just kidding, if you go you will be reported for sexual harassment.  This is a test.  But it’s still tempting, right? - NNP Management

Attn: All Naughty Non-Profit Employees

Date: April 1, 2009

RE: Massages

Free Massages In the conference Room!

Just kidding, if you go you will be reported for sexual harassment.  This is a test.  But it’s still tempting, right?

- NNP Management

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Mar 27
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Girl A: I was totally not putting out and guys just would NOT stay over, or call me back Girl B: [stirring coffee] Girl A: So I put out…ALOT.  I mean like every date, first date, last date, during dinner… Girl B: Where’d the sugar go? Girl A: And they still won’t stay. Girl B: Thanks (for the sugar) Girl A: It’s like I should just keep continuously having sex with them, so they, like, can’t escape. Girl B: [walks away without a word]

Girl A: I was totally not putting out and guys just would NOT stay over, or call me back

Girl B: [stirring coffee]

Girl A: So I put out…ALOT.  I mean like every date, first date, last date, during dinner…

Girl B: Where’d the sugar go?

Girl A: And they still won’t stay.

Girl B: Thanks (for the sugar)

Girl A: It’s like I should just keep continuously having sex with them, so they, like, can’t escape.

Girl B: [walks away without a word]

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Mar 26
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Office Politics Illustrated: Know where you stand, or get left behind.

Office Politics Illustrated:

Know where you stand, or get left behind.

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Mar 25
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Fair Warning Wednesday via

Fair Warning Wednesday

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Mar 08
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Memo:

Attn: All Naughty Non-Profit Employees Date: March 8, 2009 RE: Boogers

birdgirl:

Some people in my office put their used tissues in the recycle bin.

I mean, thanks for trying, but it just doesn’t work that way.

Now I know why the recycle man wears gloves…

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Feb 26
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madyago: Something to remember in these tough economic times.via

madyago:

Something to remember in these tough economic times.
via
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Equally important during these dark money times, learn to kill with office supplies. via Part I : Dissemble the BIC Pen Poke a hole in the center of the empty tube big enough for the end of the pen to fit. Cut notches on both side of the pen tube to hold the rubber band in place Insert the pen Part II : Tape the cloths pin to the writing end of the pencil so the part that pinches faces the eraser Tape the bow down to the pencil on the eraser end so it shoots out past the eraser Load the ink cartridge just like you do for the bow and pull it back so it clips into the cloths pin (via madyago)

Equally important during these dark money times, learn to kill with office supplies.

via

Part I :

  • Dissemble the BIC Pen
  • Poke a hole in the center of the empty tube big enough for the end of the pen to fit.
  • Cut notches on both side of the pen tube to hold the rubber band in place
  • Insert the pen

Part II :

  • Tape the cloths pin to the writing end of the pencil so the part that pinches faces the eraser
  • Tape the bow down to the pencil on the eraser end so it shoots out past the eraser
  • Load the ink cartridge just like you do for the bow and pull it back so it clips into the cloths pin

(via madyago)

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