I know you *think* it’s a good idea, but it’s definitely not.

frangry:

So there’s this woman at work who goes to the bathroom with a bottle of some purple smelly ass spray from Bath and Body Works or something. And as she’s shitting, she constantly flushes the toilet (like that’s going to make a difference?) and sprays this fucking disgusting concoction. The smell of shit mixed with boisenberry makes me want to die.