I’m stuck in my apartment building’s elevator

MEMO:

Attn: All Naughty Non Profit Employees

Date: September 15, 2008

20 minutes is sufficient time to wait before urinating openly while trapped in an elevator at work.

-The Management

noahkai:

asprettyasasong:

suitep:

dearconbon:

I’ve been here for about 20 min so far. I’m surprisingly calm. I’ve been assured that help is on the way. Does anyone know how long you have to wait before you are allowed to urinate in the elevator?

(These are the kind of discussions that Tumblr was made for.)

I don’t mean to point and laugh, but I’m stealing this for the comedy factor.

19 minutes - go for it!