Oh the things I wish I would have said had I been more prepared . . .

• Caller: Yes, I was wondering if I could get more information about the event tonight?
• Me: Sure. what would you like to know?
• Caller: Is clothing optional?
• Me: Uhhhh . . . .
• Caller: I'm a nudist
• Me: Well, it's a . . . well uhhhh. . . .it's a business so no, you have to wear clothes.
• Caller: Is there any reason for that?
• Me: Well, we serve food, for one.
• Caller: Oh. I see. Ehhh - ok. Thanks for the info.