Water Cooler Gossip:

• Cankles: Can you believe that Abercrombie & Fitch wants to hire only pretty people?
• Blonde: Well, if you went to a hair salon and all you saw were people with ugly haircuts, wouldn’t you think twice before having them cut your hair?
• Cankles: Hmmm...I go to Super Cuts.
• Blonde: Oh...well good thing we don't work at Abercrombie & Fitch then right?
• Cankles: Um...