Water Cooler Gossip: I have a knack for predicting unlikely office hookups - some might say it is a gift

• Nico: Remember that thing I told you would probably happen a couple weeks ago?
• E: About [redacted]?
• Nico: Yeah. Apparently it's in full swing. I had no idea that so many girls in the office were into fucking well below their station
• E: This won't end well
• Nico: Does it ever?