Girl A: I was totally not putting out and guys just would NOT stay over, or call me back

Girl B: [stirring coffee]

Girl A: So I put out…ALOT.  I mean like every date, first date, last date, during dinner…

Girl B: Where’d the sugar go?

Girl A: And they still won’t stay.

Girl B: Thanks (for the sugar)

Girl A: It’s like I should just keep continuously having sex with them, so they, like, can’t escape.

Girl B: [walks away without a word]